THICK & HARD WOOD

Hardwood furniture has been and will always be thick, hard, and gluten free.

Now you don't have to put yourself through all that misery and you can look stylish at the same time by sharing with your friends that you are taking a stand against gluten. Not enough people preach about how gluten is destroying furniture and ruing everyday life - and this is your chance to tell the world you won't tolerate it any longer!

But really, this shirt is here to poke fun at all the crazy food labels we see when we're at the grocery store. Just eat your food and be happy people!