MorningWood Protection

Stay protected and keep your hands safe and free of frost bite


In stock | Ships in: Same day (orders before 1 PM EST) days

There’s ear pro, eye pro, and beer pro. Stay cool and protected with MorningWood Beer Protection. This slim line koozie is perfect for all you pansies out there drinking your White Claw, because you’re too worried about a few calories. Also works great for bottles too…beer or root beer. We like both.

This slim line koozie is manufactured and printed right here in the U.S.A.

Ps. we still love you, even if you drink White Claw.

Weight .03 oz


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Apparel: Same business day (orders placed before 1 p.m. EST)
Wood Products: 3-5 business days
Wood Care Provisions: Same business day (orders placed before 1 p.m. EST)


Apparel: Don't like it, send it back (see Return Policy)
Wood Products: Defects and damage (see Return Policy)
Wood Care Provisions: Not returnable